Moon Prism Power Motherfucker

I love having a clear shower curtain. So I can see myself singing naked to Kyary while showering.

Tue, 29 May 2012 01:19:25 -0400

I love having a clear shower curtain. So I can see myself singing naked to Kyary while showering.

Her: Thanks so much for helping me with my homework. I had no idea you knew all that.You're a lifesaver!

Tue, 29 May 2012 01:10:39 -0400

Her:Thanks so much for helping me with my homework. I had no idea you knew all that.You're a lifesaver!
Me:Hey I'm a lot more than a pretty face with an ass that won't quit.

The other day I was in Publix. I had not shaven in two weeks, my hair was a mess, I had on old...

Tue, 29 May 2012 01:04:55 -0400

The other day I was in Publix. I had not shaven in two weeks, my hair was a mess, I had on old aviator sunglasses and a tank top with old skinnies. I have never gotten more attention from woman on one single day before. Usually I flirt and generally garner attention, but holy shit I got three girls numbers that day. I guess people like the look of apathy and tan skin. I also had a starbuck’s cup. God I felt like a tool.

Smizing so hard you break a blood vessel in your eye.

Tue, 29 May 2012 00:59:43 -0400

Smizing so hard you break a blood vessel in your eye.

So the tropical storm we had was named “Tropical Storm Beryl”. Beryl guys. So when it...

Tue, 29 May 2012 00:58:46 -0400

So the tropical storm we had was named “Tropical Storm Beryl”. Beryl guys. So when it was windy I yelled “Moon prism power Motherfucker” out of the window. There was no major damage. The sailor scouts took her out.

coldandpale: omg one time i sitting in study hall and i had a low cut shirt and some guy turned to...

Tue, 29 May 2012 00:51:52 -0400

coldandpale:

omg one time i sitting in study hall and i had a low cut shirt and some guy turned to me and told me to pull up my shirt because my boobs were showing too much

like what a dick i mean what

they ARE MY BOOBS AT LEAST I’M NOT SLAPPING YOU WITH THEM

The same thing Happened when I wore running shorts to Church. The Lord was not happy.

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Tue, 29 May 2012 00:49:12 -0400

Brownie Box: Cook brownies at 400 degrees for thirty minutes. Enjoy :)

Mon, 28 May 2012 23:58:06 -0400

Brownie Box:Cook brownies at 400 degrees for thirty minutes. Enjoy :)
Me:Don't tell me what to do.
Cooks brownies in the sun and eats them angrily instead.

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Mon, 28 May 2012 23:04:11 -0400

andy—whorehol: one time i binged on ice cream every night at 2 AM for three weeks straight...

Mon, 28 May 2012 22:43:56 -0400

andy—whorehol:

one time i binged on ice cream every night at 2 AM for three weeks straight and lost eight pounds

true story

Me, but add oreos into the equation

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Mon, 28 May 2012 22:05:47 -0400

k32ru: 今度のペプシの新味は赤い“塩スイカ”味！　　　　他｜やらおん!

Mon, 28 May 2012 21:59:12 -0400

k32ru:

今度のペプシの新味は赤い“塩スイカ”味！　　　　他｜やらおん!

When men shave their body hair into a perfect square shape.

Mon, 28 May 2012 21:58:00 -0400

When men shave their body hair into a perfect square shape.

When I go through the “roommate wanted” ads I still click the “female roommate...

Mon, 28 May 2012 21:41:20 -0400

When I go through the “roommate wanted” ads I still click the “female roommate only” because who wouldn’t want an awesome Gay like me.

oh hey let me just park my FUCKING SQUID

Mon, 28 May 2012 21:39:11 -0400

oh hey let me just park my FUCKING SQUID

heptagram: Marina Abramovic

Mon, 28 May 2012 21:35:13 -0400

heptagram:

Marina Abramovic

I get to register for classes soon. It’s exciting for me even though it’s not a big deal...

Mon, 28 May 2012 21:34:29 -0400

I get to register for classes soon. It’s exciting for me even though it’s not a big deal to most. It’s a symbol of a lot of choices on my part. It’s something I never thought I’d get to do.

Mum: Don't start smoking when you move to Montreal

Mon, 28 May 2012 21:23:40 -0400

Mum:Don't start smoking when you move to Montreal
Me:I probably won't be able to afford food let alone cigarettes

Me

Mon, 28 May 2012 20:57:37 -0400

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Mon, 28 May 2012 20:55:10 -0400

Moon Prism Power Motherfucker

I love having a clear shower curtain. So I can see myself singing naked to Kyary while showering.

Her: Thanks so much for helping me with my homework. I had no idea you knew all that.You're a lifesaver!

The other day I was in Publix. I had not shaven in two weeks, my hair was a mess, I had on old...

Smizing so hard you break a blood vessel in your eye.

So the tropical storm we had was named “Tropical Storm Beryl”. Beryl guys. So when it...

coldandpale: omg one time i sitting in study hall and i had a low cut shirt and some guy turned to...

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Brownie Box: Cook brownies at 400 degrees for thirty minutes. Enjoy :)

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andy—whorehol: one time i binged on ice cream every night at 2 AM for three weeks straight...

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k32ru: 今度のペプシの新味は赤い“塩スイカ”味！ 他｜やらおん!

When men shave their body hair into a perfect square shape.

When I go through the “roommate wanted” ads I still click the “female roommate...

oh hey let me just park my FUCKING SQUID

heptagram: Marina Abramovic

I get to register for classes soon. It’s exciting for me even though it’s not a big deal...

Mum: Don't start smoking when you move to Montreal

Me

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k32ru: 今度のペプシの新味は赤い“塩スイカ”味！　　　　他｜やらおん!