March 2012
I really want the bruise wheel from Kryolan
Just applied to a University. It feels good man.
I finally found my birth certificate! I guess this means I really am a human.
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February 2012
I need to get up and have a shower, but laying around naked and eating lucky charms seems like a better plan.
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Today was a day of taking hints from people. Sometimes people get bored of you. And sometimes things just ebb away. It’s a shame though, I’m going to miss you.
Anonymous asked: listen. I know you're going through a hard time right now with your mom and I'm really sorry for you but you've become honestly unbearable. you're extremely high and mighty about yourself when you aren't even in the position to be. you're not college educated and frankly are very ignorant. you talk about politics a lot which is funny because you don't know much...
Tinychat everyone →
Fun things to do
Teaching Sarah Palin and Lindsey Wixson how to read
Being the next drag superstar
Telling Jehovah’s Witnesses that you’re actually interested in what they have to say and laugh at their shocked faces
Having gay thoughts in church
Telling Elisabeth Hasslebeck there will never be White History month
Sending skittles to Anja Rubik
Educating the youth about the dangers of...
I hate Phi Phi O’hara more than I hate Mimi Imfurst. And that’s a lot.
Can Sailor Moon just be our president? Can she use the silver crystal to save the economy?
Anonymous asked: I don't like you
Backs are such an underrated part of the male body.
What height do you find attractive in the opposite/same sex?
Guys should I make a tinychat?
I love making fun of white people more than anything. People say “white” jokes aren’t funny. Man they’re my favourite.
I told my parents what Santorum meant and they died laughing. My stepfather promptly called his younger son and brother to tell them.
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I will always be fascinated by dementors.
I get bothered when people have such a sense of entitlement because of their own personal problems. If you have a bad life I understand, but that doesn’t give you reason to undermine the problems of those around you. I understand getting frustrated over the simplicity of their issues, or irked at the amount they may complain. It’s not right to hold yourself on a plateau and act as if...
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I had a fantastic workout. Hi.
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The little shoot I just did went really well!
Does being able to cover up my eyebrows with a gluestick count as a valuable life skill?
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I’m about to take photos. I have a black background now which is awesome. I’m just dreading the “getting ready” process. I hate having stuff on my face haha.