December 2011
I just want my the show score to Versace s/s 2008 to always be playing everywhere.
I went to a furniture store today and saw a beige sofa. I though of Vlada Roslyakova.
Playing witch house against Gregorian chants and religious hymns. Productive ass day.
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I really need to shave. I have gotten rather scruffy. Laziness is such a keen spirit to take someone’s body over.
The neck area is one of the best areas. I like kissing, biting, and touching that whole space. Sometimes more so than kissing on the lips.
Tyra Banks-Tyra Banks loves the gays and the gays love Tyr.....
Me-Nope
I just want to be Azealia Banks
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Watchyoucancallmedraco:
pitchblackglow:
same
got damn
This makes me miss high school
The only thing worse than having a post get a lot of notes that clog your dashboard. Is seeing the stupid things people write when they reblog it.
stephensays asked: What are your feelings towards feelings?
Anonymous asked: What are your feelings towards whittling?
Anonymous asked: what are your feelings towards curved dicks?
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Once we got a little of kittens at work. I named them all after models. I named the boring one Vlada and the ugly one Lindsey.
This is the “Our god is an awesome...
atackierpink asked: I'm beginning to fall in love with her and I blame you.
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drwberry replied to your chat: Gym member-What church do you worship at? Me-Oh I…
How did that topic come up? Haha
My gym is described as “a wholesome christian family environment”. I also live in the bible belt. There are four churches in walking distance of it.
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Gym member-What church do you worship at?
Me-Oh I worship at home
I just didn't tell her my religion consists mainly of Kate Moss and diet coke
Today I heard a dubstep version of our god is an awesome god. I can die happy now.
Oh yeah I get tomorrow off work.
Let’s also discuss that I saw the human incarnation of Nancy Gribble at the gas station today. I heard her use the term “sug” and I want to find her and be her best friend now.
I chopped up jalapenos and added them into ground beef to make burger patties. They were rather good. I’m going to the gym in a little while. I’d like to do those “your top 6 ______ of 2011” responses. So if you could ask me my top favourites in movies, music, editorials etc then I would be really happy. I mainly want to do this because Kevin did it.
Ask here please.
Calzone boy-Why do they call it "I can't believe it's not butter"?
Me-Because it's margarine/a butter like spread. And it's suppose to be very similar to butter so they're trying to market that.
Calzone boy-So it's not butter?
Me-No
Calzone boy- Then they should call it "I can't believe it's margarine". That makes more sense. Because when you try it you'll be like "Wow this is margarine" who's going to say "I can't believe it's not butter?". I always thought it was butter. I feel like I've been lied to my whole life.
(this went on for a long time)
Calzone boy-You may be smart, but my butt is nicer than yours.
Me-Omg you're so sassy tonight
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I really want poutine right now.
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I am so excited. I finally get to work with a model who has striking dark skin. I’ve never gotten to work with a black model before I am so thrilled.