February 2012
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I consumed 14 cans of diet coke and One gallon of water today.
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You know when you meet someone and they seem familiar? Do you ever wonder if you two knew one another is some sort of fashion that was explainable. Perhaps they were a nurse in the Russian Revolution and you were a peasant that needed care? Or maybe you actually did meet them and had a bond with them, but some force made you forget that they were once in your life. Maybe you were both from the...
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I listen to this when I want to feel better →
I’m done being upset over things and people’s actions I can’t control. It’s too much work.
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Sometimes I wonder if Tyra Banks buys college degrees from estate sales after people die,crosses their name out, writes her own, and hangs them up in her office.
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I just hope Viola Davis wins. I mean it’s Viola Davis and she’s deserved so much in her career and not been awarded enough recognition. She still deserved the Oscar for “Doubt”.
Are the Oscars tonight or something?
I’m going to go for a walk and get some soup and tea. There are some things I haven’t come to understand yet. I hope I can figure them out while I sit in this misty weather. People confuse me at times.
tomahok:
there are people posting pictures of actual cars in the drag race tag
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The Dinaric Alps have the highest average height for men. I shall move there and lead my people to world domination!
“But all you are is mean
All you are is mean and a liar and pathetic and alone in life And mean, and mean, and mean, and mean”
The fact that these lyrics won a Grammy really shows you what’s wrong in the world.
My favourite hobby is watching the libertarians and socialists fight about things on tumblr.
Does dating an ugly person count as community service?
Your mom is like Marxism. Everyone get’s a share.
Picks up American Vogue
Me-Mmmm smells like Gaussian blur
When people reblog photos of gay men kissing or cuddling remarking on how cute it is, and that they wish they could have something like that. Then you notice the Corbin Fisher logo on the photo and laugh.
