I like to think Mitt Romney wrote the song “Glamorous” by Fergie….about himself. 

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Lunch today with my friend who just got back from Korea Randome guy: I just want you to know I think asian girls are pretty. You guys are like everything to me.
Her: Yes we are everything.There are literally billions of us so yeah we're almost everything.